Office & Coworkers. Sticker sheet

Description

These are not decorations. They are not intended to give your laptop an “extra glow.” These are high-contrast, high-impact citations for public and private use. Apply them with care, or don’t. The result remains the same.

Material: Monomeric PVC. It stays where you put it.
Border: 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white margin. High visibility for low-intelligence targets.
Finish: Glossy. Reflects the reality of the situation.
Durability: 2–3 years. Long enough for the message to sink in.
Environment: Indoor use recommended. Shared kitchens, office cubicles, and common areas are the primary theaters of operation.
Origin: Components sourced from Japan. Quality for people who actually have standards.

Clean the surface before application. If the sticker peels because you applied it to a layer of filth, that is a personal failure. We do not offer refunds for incompetence.

This product is created the moment you initiate the protocol. This is why it takes longer to arrive. We do not maintain a surplus because we assume most people don’t have the nerve to use these. By producing on demand, we avoid contributing to the overproduction of trash—the world has enough of that already.
Noted. Processing. Do not contact us for updates. We’ll send it when it’s ready.